wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world
then explain mum
mother uf me
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene?
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I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
“That is the ugliest ‘effin branch I have ever seen.”
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Abandoned Tumblr
Dude this scares the fuck out of me
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send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.
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for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever
(via thatguywhathastheface)
Men’s Issues
- Societal expectations of masculinity
- Societal expectations to provide for women
- No long term reversible male birth control
- Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
- Unfair treatment in child custody battles
- No support for male victims of domestic abuse
- Media portrayal of married men as weak morons
Not men’s issues
- The friend zone
- Women not dating you
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I’m enduring the tedious process of cleaning out the entirety of my room, and I rediscovered a load of my school notes from almost 3 years ago
One of the sheets I found is titled “THE CANNABIS QUIZ”
I’m dying omfg
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